In a land of
long ago
With castle high and villians low
Where happy endings seemed the
rule
There dwelt a Piglet so polite
That thought he longed to be a
knight
He feared to say so and seem the fool. In his house the doors were
tiny
And the floors were waxed
and shiny-
Piglet never ventured far from home.
Yet while he soaped and
scrubbed and cleaned
Pliget dreamed his knightly
dream:
A
brave and dashing Piglet on the roam!
Bright and early one spring
morning
Castle bells tolled out a warning:
"All the people in the
town
Quickly pulled their shutters down
And Piglet jumped beneath his bed to
hide.
Then he heard his doorbell
ring;
It
was a message from the king!
"Alas, sweet Princess Kanga has been
snatched."
Before our Piglet found the wit
To ask what he'd to do with
it
Off
to the king he was dispatched.
The king, who looked a lot
like Pooh,
Told Piglet what he had to do
And Piglet, too polite to
disagree,
Soon left the castle , scared and shaking-
Dragon's breath could
easilt bake him!-
But knowing that the rescue had to
be.
Piglet found the dragon's
cave
(He
really was so very brave)
And crept inside silent as a
mouse.
Then he overheard the dragon
Doing some outrageous
braggin',
Showing Kanga grandly 'round the house.
In the kitchen they stopped
to rest
And discussed which would be best-
Wheather honey, jam, or syrup for
topping.
Our dear Piglet grew quite bold;
The dragon he began to
scold,
"This talk of Kanga for breakfast will be
stopping!"
But the dragon
gave a cry:
"Eat her? No, I'd rather die!
I'd never harm Her Highness, she's too
nice.
Since my pancakes always char
And she's the greatest cook by
far,
I
asked her home to give me some advice."
Later all were quite
delighted
When a gaint stove was lighted
And pancakes were prepared for all
around.
Pooh the king , was very funny
His topping was a heap of
honey
Without a single pancake to be found.
The princess had been very
flattered-
Piglet thought she really mattered!
He hadn't known the dragon was quite
sweet.
So Kanga took him into service-
Guarding her, he's never
nervous.
A princess for a friend is really neat!
So Piglet's now a knight in
armor.
Kanga thinks he's quite a charmer
And that his bright steel suit is very
snappy.
The dragon cooks for Pooh the king
(That bear will eat most
anything),
And so our ending's very, very
happy! | 
